Sally Cheapside: Highwayman, I also have a jewel. I fear however that I have placed it here, beneath my petticoats, for protectionBlackadder: Well in that case madam, I think I'll leave it. I'm not sure I fancy the idea of a jewel that's been in someone's pants. A single kiss of those soft lips is all I require.The Duke of Cheapside: Never sir! A man's soft lips are his own private kingdom. I shall defend them with my life.Blackadder: I'm not talking to you, Grandad.Sally Cheapside: [kisses him long and hard] Oh, I'm overcome. Take me with you to live the life of the wild rogue, cuddling under haystacks and making love in the branches of tall trees!Blackadder: Madam, sadly I must decline. I fear my horse would collapse with you on top of him as well as me!Baldrick: [appears next to Blackadder, wearing his harness] I could try!Blackadder: No Quicksilver, you couldn't.Baldrick: But that's not fair then. I've had you on my back for ten miles and I haven't even got a kiss out of it.Blackadder: Oh alright, very well then. [kisses Baldrick] All fair now?Baldrick: Not really, no.Blackadder: Teh, no pleasing some horses. Hi-ho Quicksilver.Baldrick: Neiighh!Sally Cheapside: [accusingly] Papa, you did nothing to defend my honour.The Duke of Cheapside: Oh shut your face, you pregnant junky fag-hag!
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