Prehistoric Vampire: [pops out of his stone coffin] Aha! Um... aha!Count Duckula: Aha what?Prehistoric Vampire: Just... aha!Count Duckula: You can't have just "aha". It doesn't make sense!Prehistoric Vampire: Look, I'm the world first vampire; all I know is "Aha". How do I know what makes sense?Igor: Oh, I was wondering why sir is out in the middle of the day.Prehistoric Vampire: Uh, um, middle of the... uh... is that wrong?Igor: Oh, indubitaby, sir. You should only come out at night.Prehistoric Vampire: Night? Night... that's that dark bit, isn't it? [laughs] I-I couldn't do that; you can't see a thing at night!Count Duckula: Oh, I suppose they haven't invented street lights yet!Igor: Have you tried sinking your teeth into something yet, sir?Prehistoric Vampire: Oh, yes! [laughs] I tried that for the first time this morning!Igor: Oh, everything went well, I trust, sir? The maiden was very tasty?Prehistoric Vampire: Maiden? [laughs] So *that's* what they're called, are they? Uh, no, it wasn't very tasty, now you come to mention it; it got very angry and it's been chasing me all day! In fact-uh-in fact, here comes that maiden again! Whoa-oh! [dives back into coffin]Count Duckula: [the "maiden" turns out to be a dinosaur] Wow-wowee-wow! Now *that's*what I call a healthy sized maiden!
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