Count Duckula1988

Prehistoric Vampire:
[pops out of his stone coffin] Aha! Um... aha!

Count Duckula:
Aha what?

Prehistoric Vampire:
Just... aha!

Count Duckula:
You can't have just "aha". It doesn't make sense!

Prehistoric Vampire:
Look, I'm the world first vampire; all I know is "Aha". How do I know what makes sense?

Igor:
Oh, I was wondering why sir is out in the middle of the day.

Prehistoric Vampire:
Uh, um, middle of the... uh... is that wrong?

Igor:
Oh, indubitaby, sir. You should only come out at night.

Prehistoric Vampire:
Night? Night... that's that dark bit, isn't it? [laughs] I-I couldn't do that; you can't see a thing at night!

Count Duckula:
Oh, I suppose they haven't invented street lights yet!

Igor:
Have you tried sinking your teeth into something yet, sir?

Prehistoric Vampire:
Oh, yes! [laughs] I tried that for the first time this morning!

Igor:
Oh, everything went well, I trust, sir? The maiden was very tasty?

Prehistoric Vampire:
Maiden? [laughs] So *that's* what they're called, are they? Uh, no, it wasn't very tasty, now you come to mention it; it got very angry and it's been chasing me all day! In fact-uh-in fact, here comes that maiden again! Whoa-oh! [dives back into coffin]

Count Duckula:
[the "maiden" turns out to be a dinosaur] Wow-wowee-wow! Now *that's*what I call a healthy sized maiden!