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Patrick: It was just so embarrassing. I didn't know what to do.Steve: Happens to us all mate.Jeff: All of us, in our time, are visited by the melty man.Patrick: The what?Jeff: Don't say his name, Patrick. Don't even think his name or he will rise from the shadow dimensions to do his evil work on your terrified pants.Patrick: [chuckle] Terrified pants?Steve: [gravely] There's nothing funny about the melty man, Patrick.Patrick: [face falls] You know about the melty man, too?Steve: [in a "duh!" voice] We all know the melty man.Patrick: Who is he?Steve: The archenemy of trouser confidence.Jeff: Professor Moriarty. In groin form.Steve: Darth VaderJeff: Without the helmet.Patrick: [terrified and shocked] What does he do?Jeff: Patrick, you *know* what he does.Patrick: [looks down] Oh right.Jeff: You're in bed with a woman. Everything's going fine. That's when the melty man strikes.Steve: Suddenly you find yourself thinking, "Maybe she's really bored".Jeff: Maybe you're licking her neck too much. Are you over-wetting her neck?Steve: Are you spending an equal amount of time on each breast? I mean, what if one breast gets ahead?Jeff: Should you be switching between them really quickly or should you squish 'em both together and do them at once [demonstrates]Patrick: [frowns]Steve: Or should you skip one breast completely just to save time?Jeff: She's wriggling about. Is that a good sign or is she just trying to dry her neck?

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