Coach McGuirk: I can't sleep, I have insomnia.Melissa Robbins: What's that?Coach McGuirk: You don't know what insomnia is?Melissa Robbins: No.Coach McGuirk: It's when you can't sleep.Melissa Robbins: Did you try lying on your bed and, you know, having your eyes closed and just relaxing?Coach McGuirk: Oh, that's genius Melissa. What a great idea. Let me write that down. So you're saying what I have to do to fall asleep, is go to sleep. Right? Is that what you're saying, Melissa? Good. 'Cause it's brilliant! You should write a book! You should give seminars, all right, you'll make millions of dollars! Attention all insomniacs, all you have to do to fall asleep, [shouts] is lie in your bed*!Melissa Robbins: All right! Coach, I was just trying to help.Coach McGuirk: I'm sorry, Melissa, I didn't mean to snap at you, all right? It's just that I haven't slept in four nights, all right? Then I've got you peeping in my ear about stretching.Melissa Robbins: I'm just trying to help.Coach McGuirk: Like every other woman in my life!
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