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Coach McGuirk:
I can't sleep, I have insomnia.

Melissa Robbins:
What's that?

Coach McGuirk:
You don't know what insomnia is?

Melissa Robbins:
No.

Coach McGuirk:
It's when you can't sleep.

Melissa Robbins:
Did you try lying on your bed and, you know, having your eyes closed and just relaxing?

Coach McGuirk:
Oh, that's genius Melissa. What a great idea. Let me write that down. So you're saying what I have to do to fall asleep, is go to sleep. Right? Is that what you're saying, Melissa? Good. 'Cause it's brilliant! You should write a book! You should give seminars, all right, you'll make millions of dollars! Attention all insomniacs, all you have to do to fall asleep, [shouts] is lie in your bed*!

Melissa Robbins:
All right! Coach, I was just trying to help.

Coach McGuirk:
I'm sorry, Melissa, I didn't mean to snap at you, all right? It's just that I haven't slept in four nights, all right? Then I've got you peeping in my ear about stretching.

Melissa Robbins:
I'm just trying to help.

Coach McGuirk:
Like every other woman in my life!