Alf: [Alf is on his back on the floor, Door knocks] Yeah?Damian: Is that you, Mr Stewart?Alf: Well, who the hell else do you think'd it'd be? Get in here, you pair of flamin' galahs! [Shane and Damian] I wondered when you two would show your heads. Thought you'd lie low and it'd all blow over, did you?Damian: Um, no, no.Shane: No, Of course not, no.Damian: Do you need a hand up?Alf: No! I don't need a flamin' hand up. I'm perectly happy right here, thanks very much. Do you have any idea how much you two cost me?Shane: Well, you see Alf, what happened...Alf: I don't give a damn what happened, boy! The fact of the matter is you two, *blew* it! I could've flamin' drowned in there! That bed was in *perfect* condition when it was in the showroom, now it's about as watertight as the flamin' *Titanic*! It's useless! A Complete white elephant!Damian: We could get it professionally repaired, we tried to repair it with a bicycle tyre repair kit...Alf: Oh, What a load of flamin' garbage! You'd have to take it to the city to get it done properly and it'll cost you an arm and a leg.Shane: Well, we'd pay for it.Alf: Huh! I don't wanna hear about it again, I'm sick to death of the flamin' thing. But that doesn't let you two off the hook.Damian: What do you mean by that?Alf: *Somebody's* gotta pay for it!Shane: Come on, Alf. We don't have that sort of money!Alf: Well you can do your deliveries for free for the next couple of weeks. Might make you respect other people's property a bit.Shane: Yeah, okay. Fair enough.Damian: Yeah, sorry.Shane: It *was* an accident.Damian: Like we said, we didnt mean to do it, okay? [Boys get up to leave]Alf: Where do the hell do you think you're going, You're not leavin' here you know?Shane: Uh yeah, we are.Alf: No, you're not! You get into that room, *pump* that thing out, fold that bed up and stick it out in the shed, bring the old bed back and set it up! Now get going *Quick Smart* before I clobber the pair of ya!
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