Home and Away1988

Alf:
[Alf is on his back on the floor, Door knocks] Yeah?

Damian:
Is that you, Mr Stewart?

Alf:
Well, who the hell else do you think'd it'd be? Get in here, you pair of flamin' galahs! [Shane and Damian] I wondered when you two would show your heads. Thought you'd lie low and it'd all blow over, did you?

Damian:
Um, no, no.

Shane:
No, Of course not, no.

Damian:
Do you need a hand up?

Alf:
No! I don't need a flamin' hand up. I'm perectly happy right here, thanks very much. Do you have any idea how much you two cost me?

Shane:
Well, you see Alf, what happened...

Alf:
I don't give a damn what happened, boy! The fact of the matter is you two, *blew* it! I could've flamin' drowned in there! That bed was in *perfect* condition when it was in the showroom, now it's about as watertight as the flamin' *Titanic*! It's useless! A Complete white elephant!

Damian:
We could get it professionally repaired, we tried to repair it with a bicycle tyre repair kit...

Alf:
Oh, What a load of flamin' garbage! You'd have to take it to the city to get it done properly and it'll cost you an arm and a leg.

Shane:
Well, we'd pay for it.

Alf:
Huh! I don't wanna hear about it again, I'm sick to death of the flamin' thing. But that doesn't let you two off the hook.

Damian:
What do you mean by that?

Alf:
*Somebody's* gotta pay for it!

Shane:
Come on, Alf. We don't have that sort of money!

Alf:
Well you can do your deliveries for free for the next couple of weeks. Might make you respect other people's property a bit.

Shane:
Yeah, okay. Fair enough.

Damian:
Yeah, sorry.

Shane:
It *was* an accident.

Damian:
Like we said, we didnt mean to do it, okay? [Boys get up to leave]

Alf:
Where do the hell do you think you're going, You're not leavin' here you know?

Shane:
Uh yeah, we are.

Alf:
No, you're not! You get into that room, *pump* that thing out, fold that bed up and stick it out in the shed, bring the old bed back and set it up! Now get going *Quick Smart* before I clobber the pair of ya!