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Barney Stinson: [Barney is angry that Ted slept with his half-sister] That's my sister, Ted!Ted Mosby: I didn't know! None of us even knew you had a sister until two years ago, including you. It's all a crazy coincidence.Barney Stinson: There are four million women in the city of New York and you had to sleep with my sister. Why would the universe do that to me?Ted Mosby: [Sarcastic] I don't know. It's not like you've treated women in such a way that wouldn't invite karmic retribution.Barney Stinson: You banged my sister, my sweet, little, innocent...Ted Mosby: Pierced.Barney Stinson: Really, where? [gets on] Don't answer that! Now I know why I felt what you did to her last night. It wasn't a Bro-nection - it was a Sis-nection. Oh my God, Ted did you... [whispers in Ted's ear]Ted Mosby: Big-time.Barney Stinson: Nice, high-five [high-fives Ted, but... ] No, NO! Retraction Five! [high-fives Ted again and reverses words]Ted Mosby: Hey, hey you're the one who begged for a proxy bang - and while we're on the subject of family, I'm pretty sure you banged my mom! Mom beats sister.Barney Stinson: I never banged your mom! [winks]Ted Mosby: You just did that winking again!Barney Stinson: No I didn't. [winks again]Ted Mosby: Okay fine. Barney were you a little sore this morning, especially... [whispers in Barney's ear]Barney Stinson: [Aghast] Friendship OVER! [marches out of bar]

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