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Barney Stinson: Ted, I'm desperate. Earlier today, I saw that wrist cuff, and I got a partial for Marshall. Did you bang that girl yet?Ted Mosby: Don't get your hopes, or anything else up. I tried to connect with her, but everything just comes back to her weird fetish about how old I am.Barney Stinson: Well, just go simple. Does she like TV?Carly: [Flashback] No... but I'll watch 60 Minutes with you as loud and as long as you want.Barney Stinson: Sports?Carly: [Flashback] No... But I bet you look super hot playing Shuffleboard just slathered in Bengay.Barney Stinson: Does she like books?Carly: [Flashback] No... But I bet you do. I bet you have a big... thick... pair of bifocals.Ted Mosby: She doesn't have daddy issues. She has grandaddy issues. I'm ending it.Barney Stinson: Ted, I beg of you, don't quit on a body that won't quit. Ooh, ooh, that'll go sweet on a bumper sticker. That's going in the journal.Ted Mosby: Did you steal my dream journal?Barney Stinson: No, now get back in there before all your teeth fall out and you're naked in front of Shaker Heights High School in a play you never rehearsed for!Ted Mosby: Bastard! We don't connect on a single thing! I'm ending it!

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    In which movie does this quote appear: "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."?
    A Way of the Dragon
    B Fight Club
    C Double Impact
    D Men in Black