[In MacLaren's Bar, Barney is hitting on Claudia, whose fiance just broke up with her]Barney: Claudia, isn't it weird that we should... run into each other like this? Two souls, of equal levels of attractiveness, both fitting together like two pieces of a very... attractive puzzle.Lily: [running up to their booth and grabbing Barney's ear] Oh, Hell no!Barney: [being dragged by ear away from Claudia] ow, ow, ow, ow!Lily: [angrily] Claudia is getting married tomorrow. And so help me God, if I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her, I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles, and I will squeeze them so hard your eyes pop out, and then I'll feed them to you like grapes!Barney: Wait! My eyes, or my testicles?Lily: [momentarily confused, then:] One of each!
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