Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: It's Valentine's Day. I thought we were going salsa dancing, not to watch a comedian.Jay Pritchett: You're gonna love him. Trust me. The guy's hilarious.Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Okay, tell me one of his jokes.Jay Pritchett: He doesn't do jokes.Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Does he have a mallet?Jay Pritchett: No.Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: So then how does he get hit in the head?Jay Pritchett: He doesn't hit in the head. He... he makes observations. He tells the truth in a funny way. Come on, he's been on Johnny Carson a hundred times.Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Who the hell is Johnny Carson?Jay Pritchett: Oh, for God's sake.[cut to interview]Jay Pritchett: Gloria and I are from different generations. And I won't lie: it isn't always easy. I mean, last week she thought Simon and Garfunkel were my lawyers.Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: No, I didn't.Jay Pritchett: It was a joke.Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: I don't get it.Jay Pritchett: Maybe that's because there's no mallet.Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Yeah, I wish I had a mallet right now.
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