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Hungarian: [reading from a English-Hungarian dictionary] I vill not buy this record, it is scratched.Tobacconist: Sorry?Hungarian: I vill not buy this record, it is scratched.Tobacconist: Uh, no, no, this... uh... tobacconist.Hungarian: Ah! I vill not buy this *tobacconist*, it is sratched.Tobacconist: Uh, no, no, tobacco... um... cigarettes.Hungarian: Ja! "Ci-ga-ret-ta"! Uh... My hovercraft if full of eels. [pause] My hovercraft [motions "cigarettes"] is full of eels. [motions "matches"]Tobacconist: Oh! Matches! Matches.Hungarian: Ja! Ja, ja. Uh... do you *WA*nt... do you *WA*nt to come back to my place? Bouncy, bouncy!Tobacconist: I don't think you're using that right.Hungarian: You great poohft.Tobacconist: Uh, that will be 66 please.Hungarian: If I said you had beautiful body, vould you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected.Tobacconist: M-may I?Hungarian: Ja! Ja! [gives book to Tobacconist]Tobacconist: Costs 6 and 6... costs 6 and... ah, here we are![Tobacconist says something in Hungarian, causing the Hungarian to punch him in the face. A police officer comes rushing into the store]Police Officer: What's going on here then?Hungarian: [to police officer] You have beautiful thighs.Police Officer: What?Tobacconist: He hit me!Hungarian: Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunch time.Police Officer: [angry] RIGHT![Hungarian dragged away by police officer]Hungarian: My nipples explode with delight!

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