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[Erik Njorl, son of Frothgar, has just been sworn in]Superintendent: You are hereby charged: one, that you did, on or about 1126, conspire to publicise a London Borough in the course of a BBC saga; two, that you were wilfully and persistently a foreigner; three, that you conspired to do things not normally considered illegal; four, that you were caught in possession of an offensive weapon, viz., the big brown table down at the police station...Judge: The big brown table down at the police station?Superintendent: The big brown table down at the police station?All: Assaulting a police officer!Prosecuting Counsel: Call Police Constable Pan-Am.[Pan-Am enters, randomly beating people with his truncheon]Prosecuting Counsel: Into the witness box, Constable, there'll be plenty of time for that later on. Now, you are Police Constable Pan-Am?Police Constable Pan-Am: No! I shall deny that to the last breath in my body! [superintendent gestures to him] Oh, sorry! Yes.Prosecuting Counsel: Police Constable, do you recognize the defendant?Police Constable Pan-Am: No. Never seen him before in my life.[superintendent gestures again]Police Constable Pan-Am: Oh, yes, yes, he's the one. He done it. I'd recognize him anywhere! Sorry, super.Prosecuting Counsel: Constable, will you please tell the court in your own words what happened.Police Constable Pan-Am: Oh yes![refers to a notebook]Police Constable Pan-Am: I was proceeding in a northerly direction up Alitalia Street when I saw the deceased[indicates Erik]Police Constable Pan-Am: standing at an upstairs window, baring her bosom at the general public. She then took off her - wait a tick. Wrong story.Police Constable Pan-Am: [leafs through notebook] Oh yes. There were three nuns in a railway station and the ticket inspector says to one of them ...[superintendent gestures]Police Constable Pan-Am: No... anyway, I clearly saw the deceased...Clerk: Defendant.Police Constable Pan-Am: Defendant! Sorry. Sorry, super. I clearly saw the defendant... doing whatever he's accused of. Red handed! When kicked - cautioned, he said, [as if reading line by line] "It's a fair. Cop I done it all. Right no doubt about that." Then, bound as he was to the chair, he assaulted myself and three other officers while bouncing around the cell. The end.[applause and cheering]

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