Dan Fielding: [Enters courtroom angrily at Miss Beeker] You don't know what you're talking about, lady!Alice Beeker: Please, Mr. Fielding, it happens to a lot of men.Dan Fielding: Not to me, it doesn't!Christine Sullivan: Dan, what happened?Dan Fielding: They rejected me.Alice Beeker: Many are called, but few are frozen.Christine Sullivan: They rejected you? Why?Alice Beeker: His sperm is slow and immature.Christine Sullivan: Oh. I'm so sorry I asked.Dan Fielding: That's great. Why don't you just go ahead and tell the whole world while you're at it?Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: [Excitedly] I'll start with the cafeteria! [runs out of the courtroom]Harry Stone: Miss Beeker, is this something abnormal?Alice Beeker: Oh, not at all. He just doesn't fit within our semen parameters.Harry Stone: Which are?Alice Beeker: Sixty million per cc.Dan Fielding: I demand a recount!Alice Beeker: You know Mr. Fielding your problem could be attributed to fatigue. How recent was your last sexual encounter?Dan Fielding: [Hesitates a few seconds] What time is it now?Alice Beeker: It would be no problem to retest you. But to be sure we have an accurate result I suggest you abstain for two weeks.Harry Stone: From sex?Christine Sullivan: Dan?Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson: I got twenty, says he doesn't make it back to his car.
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