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Dirk Ruddy: Hey everybody! Look, it's me! Dirk Ruddy!Woman in pink: Look, it's him! Dirk Ruddy![crowd cheers]Dirk Ruddy: Shut up! Shut up! Listen, I have an important announcement to make. Ready? I'm a nineteen-year-old bed wetter![crowd falls silent, a cough is heard]Dirk Ruddy: That's right. Every single night. The last time I *didn't* wet my bed was five months ago when I was in the hospital with a catheter. Do you know why I was there? 'Cause I almost cut my finger off building a new house for my dollies.Woman in hat: [gasps]Dirk Ruddy: Look. [brings out miniature Asheron's Call characters] I love my dollies. Aren't they adorable? I play with them every day.Black man: [laughs]Dirk Ruddy: Hey, you know how I broke into Hollywood? Just ask Mommy. She's the biggest agent in town. Speaking of my Mommy, do you know why I have a chauffeur? Because my Mommy won't let me get a driver's license.[crowd gasps]Woman in hat: Well, maybe it's *kinda* cute, and he's still Dirk, right?Woman in pink: Yea-ah. Cute.Dirk Ruddy: Cute huh? I think the middle class is scum[a woman gasps]Dirk Ruddy: Jury duty is for losers. I'm a Communist.Woman in hat: [gasps]Dirk Ruddy: All my furniture is made of ivory. I hate the elderly. And women. I cheat on every girlfriend, and I think it's cool.Bald man: This can't be happening!Dirk Ruddy: My favorite band is ABBA. I sleep with a night-light. I use an onion to cry in my movies. My sexy lips are 80% collagen injection. I still have a security blanket. It's called Fuzzy-Uzzy. Fur rules! Portal stinks! And you know what else? You're all geeks!Bald man: That's it!Man in green hat: Get him!Dirk Ruddy: [fleeing torch-bearing crowd] I want my Fuzzy-Uzzy!

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