Young Shawn: [Being hosed off] This is humiliating.Henry Spencer: Not as humiliating as being the parent of the only child sent home from his school with lice.Young Shawn: This shampoo smells like urinal cakes.Henry Spencer: Smelling like a men's room is a small price to pay for ridding your scalp of parasites.Young Shawn: How'd I get lice anyways?Henry Spencer: You tell me. You come in contact with anything out of the ordinary lately?Young Shawn: No, unless you count that squirrel with the foamy mouth I've been playing with.Henry Spencer: Well, it's a good thing they sent you home. All it takes is one unclean child to start a full blown outbreak.Young Shawn: What's an outbreak?Henry Spencer: That's when an illness is passed from person to person until it becomes widespread.Young Shawn: How's it passed?Henry Spencer: Well, you could come in contact with a sick person or maybe even something they've touched.Young Shawn: Like a comb?Henry Spencer: Exactly like a comb. Wait, why'd you say comb?Young Shawn: Because I used yours this morning.Henry Spencer: Sha... Shawn? [Pulls off gloves and scratches his head] Damn it.
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