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Psych is an American detective comedy-drama television series created by Steve Franks and broadcast on USA Network with syndicated reruns on ION Television. The series stars James Roday as Shawn Spencer, a young crime consultant for the Santa Barbar… more »



Young Shawn:
[Being hosed off] This is humiliating.

Henry Spencer:
Not as humiliating as being the parent of the only child sent home from his school with lice.

Young Shawn:
This shampoo smells like urinal cakes.

Henry Spencer:
Smelling like a men's room is a small price to pay for ridding your scalp of parasites.

Young Shawn:
How'd I get lice anyways?

Henry Spencer:
You tell me. You come in contact with anything out of the ordinary lately?

Young Shawn:
No, unless you count that squirrel with the foamy mouth I've been playing with.

Henry Spencer:
Well, it's a good thing they sent you home. All it takes is one unclean child to start a full blown outbreak.

Young Shawn:
What's an outbreak?

Henry Spencer:
That's when an illness is passed from person to person until it becomes widespread.

Young Shawn:
How's it passed?

Henry Spencer:
Well, you could come in contact with a sick person or maybe even something they've touched.

Young Shawn:
Like a comb?

Henry Spencer:
Exactly like a comb. Wait, why'd you say comb?

Young Shawn:
Because I used yours this morning.

Henry Spencer:
Sha... Shawn? [Pulls off gloves and scratches his head] Damn it.

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