[last lines]Roseanne Conner: [a behind the scene look; on the kitchen set, about the episode's subject matter] Oh come on, Neil, give us a break. It's just a normal, everyday, biological function. We have to call it something.ABC Censor: [title card, Neil Conrad, Network Censor] I'm sorry, Roseanne. None of these expressions are acceptable on network television.Roseanne Conner: [reading from a list] Okay. Well what about, "pitching a trouser tent"?ABC Censor: No!Roseanne Conner: "Bootin' up the hard drive"?ABC Censor: No!Roseanne Conner: "Charming the anaconda"?ABC Censor: "What" the anaconda?Roseanne Conner: "Charming".ABC Censor: No!Roseanne Conner: Ah, "raising the drawbridge"?ABC Censor: No!Roseanne Conner: "Popping a wheelie"?ABC Censor: No!Roseanne Conner: "Standing up for democracy"?ABC Censor: No!Roseanne Conner: "Waving to your chin"?ABC Censor: No. There's *absolutely*, *positively*, no *way* any of these are going to get on the air!Roseanne Conner: Too late.ABC Censor: [Roseanne grins mischievously, he turns to the camera operator behind him] Was that on?[camera bobs up and down]ABC Censor: Ah sh*beep*!
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