Roseanne

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Roseanne is an American television sitcom starring Roseanne Barr. It revolves around the fictional Conner family. It aired on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997, and again from March 27, 2018 to May 22, 2018. Lauded for its realistic portray… more »



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Roseanne Conner:
[a behind the scene look; on the kitchen set, about the episode's subject matter] Oh come on, Neil, give us a break. It's just a normal, everyday, biological function. We have to call it something.

ABC Censor:
[title card, Neil Conrad, Network Censor] I'm sorry, Roseanne. None of these expressions are acceptable on network television.

Roseanne Conner:
[reading from a list] Okay. Well what about, "pitching a trouser tent"?

ABC Censor:
No!

Roseanne Conner:
"Bootin' up the hard drive"?

ABC Censor:
No!

Roseanne Conner:
"Charming the anaconda"?

ABC Censor:
"What" the anaconda?

Roseanne Conner:
"Charming".

ABC Censor:
No!

Roseanne Conner:
Ah, "raising the drawbridge"?

ABC Censor:
No!

Roseanne Conner:
"Popping a wheelie"?

ABC Censor:
No!

Roseanne Conner:
"Standing up for democracy"?

ABC Censor:
No!

Roseanne Conner:
"Waving to your chin"?

ABC Censor:
No. There's *absolutely*, *positively*, no *way* any of these are going to get on the air!

Roseanne Conner:
Too late.

ABC Censor:
[Roseanne grins mischievously, he turns to the camera operator behind him] Was that on?

[camera bobs up and down]

ABC Censor:
Ah sh*beep*!

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