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Mike Harris: [a good time later] The thing is we're banking on this road but what if it doesn't happen?Brian Morgan: I thought it was a dead cert.Mike Harris: Our company needs...Geoff Tipps: PLUMS!Brian Morgan: You what?Geoff Tipps: It's plums, go on.Brian Morgan: Oh Geoff, it doesn't matter now.Geoff Tipps: Course it bloody matters! He's right near the end. There's only the Irish man left. Come on Brian. The chief turns to the Irish man, "Death or Mau Mau."Mike Harris: You didn't do the voice.Geoff Tipps: Don't matter. Finish it.Brian Morgan: I can't remember.Geoff Tipps: Finish it.Brian Morgan: I can't remember it Geoff.Geoff Tipps: Please.Brian Morgan: Geoff. I honestly can't remember.Geoff Tipps: [crying] It's just a big bloody joke to you isn't it? Oh, Geoff can't tell a joke. Geoff is a joke. Geoff enters a talet competition and loses. Me mam said I would win. I was only eight. WELL YA KNOW I'VE GOT THIS GUN DON'T YA?Geoff Tipps: [pulls out gun] Oh you're listening now. Well you, are going to tell this joke. [looks around him] And we're all gonna laugh. Or Mike gets it! [puts gun to Mike's head]Brian Morgan: All right Geoff. For God's sake, I'll finish the joke. The chief says "Death or Mau Mau", the Irish man looks at his fruit.Geoff Tipps: PINEAPPLES! THEY'RE...Brian Morgan: Pineapples! He looks at them and says "I don't think I can stand the Mau Mau, I choose death." And the chief says to him...Mike Harris: [Geoff cocks the gun] Get it right Brian.Brian Morgan: He says... I can't remember.Mike Harris: He says, "Death by Mau Mau." [pause]Geoff Tipps: [calmly] Oh, you heard it?Mike Harris: Yeah.

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