Edgar Bergen: What's the matter with you, Charlie?Charlie McCarthy: Well, if you must know, I'm lonesome.Edgar Bergen: Oh, you're lonesome? Oh, I should've guessed that. Sure. You miss the companionship of a beautiful gorgeous female.Charlie McCarthy: Yeah, yeah.Miss Piggy: [coming up] Did someone call me?[Charlie looks toward her, panting eagerly, then looks back with shock]Charlie McCarthy: Yikes! Don't look now, Bergen, but somebody left the sty gate open.Miss Piggy: Did you say something?Charlie McCarthy: Yeah, well, I was talking to Bergen.Miss Piggy: Mm-hmm.Edgar Bergen: Yes, he was just saying that he wanted to meet you.Miss Piggy: Uh-huh. Didn't sound that way to me.Charlie McCarthy: Well, me neither, and I said it.Miss Piggy: For your information, you overdressed splinter, my heart belongs to Kermit.Charlie McCarthy: You? You're in love with a frog?[laughs]Miss Piggy: What are you laughing at, mahogany mouth?Charlie McCarthy: You know what we used to do with frogs?Miss Piggy: No. You know what we used to do with wood?Charlie McCarthy: No.Miss Piggy: Chop it! Hi-yah![karate chops Charlie, but hurts herself]Miss Piggy: Ow! Solid oak! Ah! Oh! Oh!
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