Kermit the Frog: Okay, time, once again, for that furry, fuzzy, funnyman, fabulous, free-wheeling, fast and frantic Fozzie Bear!Fozzie Bear: Hey hey hey hey hey! W-wait, wait wait wait, froggy, not so fast. Tonight, I'm going to use your assistance. Yes, sir. You and I are going to tell the world's funniest joke. This is all spontaneous, unrehearsed. Right, froggy?Kermit the Frog: It's unrehearsed, right.Fozzie Bear: Okay, okay, okay. [clears throat] Now, frog of my heart, you will just wait until I say the word "hear". When you hear me say the word "hear", you will rush up to me and say, "Good grief! The comedian's a bear!"Kermit the Frog: Good grief! The comedian's a bear!Fozzie Bear: Check.Kermit the Frog: When you say the word "hear"?Fozzie Bear: Right.Kermit the Frog: Gotcha.Fozzie Bear: Okay. Now then... Hiya, hiya, hiya! You're a wonderful looking audience! It's a pleasure to be here!Kermit the Frog: Good grief! The comedian's a bear!Fozzie Bear: Not yet!Kermit the Frog: But you just said "here".Fozzie Bear: That was the wrong "here".Kermit the Frog: Which is the right "here"?Fozzie Bear: The other "hear"! [sends Kermit off] Go, go, go. Okay. Hey, hey, folks, this is a story you gotta love to hear!Kermit the Frog: Good grief! The comedian's a bear!Fozzie Bear: Will you stop that?Kermit the Frog: But you said "hear"!Fozzie Bear: Not *that* "hear"!Kermit the Frog: Well, which "hear"?Fozzie Bear: Another "hear"!Kermit the Frog: How'm I gonna know?Fozzie Bear: You'll know when you hear!Kermit the Frog: Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
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