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The Muppet Show is a comedy television series created by Jim Henson and featuring the Muppets. After two pilot episodes produced in 1974 and 1975 failed to get the attention of network executives in the United States, Lew Grade approached Henson to … more »



Kermit the Frog:
Okay, time, once again, for that furry, fuzzy, funnyman, fabulous, free-wheeling, fast and frantic Fozzie Bear!

Fozzie Bear:
Hey hey hey hey hey! W-wait, wait wait wait, froggy, not so fast. Tonight, I'm going to use your assistance. Yes, sir. You and I are going to tell the world's funniest joke. This is all spontaneous, unrehearsed. Right, froggy?

Kermit the Frog:
It's unrehearsed, right.

Fozzie Bear:
Okay, okay, okay. [clears throat] Now, frog of my heart, you will just wait until I say the word "hear". When you hear me say the word "hear", you will rush up to me and say, "Good grief! The comedian's a bear!"

Kermit the Frog:
Good grief! The comedian's a bear!

Fozzie Bear:
Check.

Kermit the Frog:
When you say the word "hear"?

Fozzie Bear:
Right.

Kermit the Frog:
Gotcha.

Fozzie Bear:
Okay. Now then... Hiya, hiya, hiya! You're a wonderful looking audience! It's a pleasure to be here!

Kermit the Frog:
Good grief! The comedian's a bear!

Fozzie Bear:
Not yet!

Kermit the Frog:
But you just said "here".

Fozzie Bear:
That was the wrong "here".

Kermit the Frog:
Which is the right "here"?

Fozzie Bear:
The other "hear"! [sends Kermit off] Go, go, go. Okay. Hey, hey, folks, this is a story you gotta love to hear!

Kermit the Frog:
Good grief! The comedian's a bear!

Fozzie Bear:
Will you stop that?

Kermit the Frog:
But you said "hear"!

Fozzie Bear:
Not *that* "hear"!

Kermit the Frog:
Well, which "hear"?

Fozzie Bear:
Another "hear"!

Kermit the Frog:
How'm I gonna know?

Fozzie Bear:
You'll know when you hear!

Kermit the Frog:
Good grief! The comedian's a bear!

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