The Muppet Show1976
Kermit the Frog:
Okay, time, once again, for that furry, fuzzy, funnyman, fabulous, free-wheeling, fast and frantic Fozzie Bear!
Fozzie Bear:
Hey hey hey hey hey! W-wait, wait wait wait, froggy, not so fast. Tonight, I'm going to use your assistance. Yes, sir. You and I are going to tell the world's funniest joke. This is all spontaneous, unrehearsed. Right, froggy?
Kermit the Frog:
It's unrehearsed, right.
Fozzie Bear:
Okay, okay, okay. [clears throat] Now, frog of my heart, you will just wait until I say the word "hear". When you hear me say the word "hear", you will rush up to me and say, "Good grief! The comedian's a bear!"
Kermit the Frog:
Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
Fozzie Bear:
Check.
Kermit the Frog:
When you say the word "hear"?
Fozzie Bear:
Right.
Kermit the Frog:
Gotcha.
Fozzie Bear:
Okay. Now then... Hiya, hiya, hiya! You're a wonderful looking audience! It's a pleasure to be here!
Kermit the Frog:
Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
Fozzie Bear:
Not yet!
Kermit the Frog:
But you just said "here".
Fozzie Bear:
That was the wrong "here".
Kermit the Frog:
Which is the right "here"?
Fozzie Bear:
The other "hear"! [sends Kermit off] Go, go, go. Okay. Hey, hey, folks, this is a story you gotta love to hear!
Kermit the Frog:
Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
Fozzie Bear:
Will you stop that?
Kermit the Frog:
But you said "hear"!
Fozzie Bear:
Not *that* "hear"!
Kermit the Frog:
Well, which "hear"?
Fozzie Bear:
Another "hear"!
Kermit the Frog:
How'm I gonna know?
Fozzie Bear:
You'll know when you hear!
Kermit the Frog:
Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
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