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The Newsman: Here's a Muppet News Flash. Our newsroom has been flooded with calls today reporting that furniture all over town has been turning into monsters. Seven people have allegedly been attacked by a wandering pack of sofas at the east edge of town. A dining room table set for eight reportedly ate the eight it was set for.[the camera pulls back to reveal the show being watched by a man at home]The Newsman: When contacted for comment, Sheriff David Goelz assured Muppet News Central that the rumor was false. According to Goelz, there is no way for a piece of furniture to turn into a monster.[suddenly, the cushion the man is sitting on comes to life and tries to attack him]The Newsman: Scientists throughout the city confirmed that such an occurrence would be impossible.[the man tries vainly to beat the cushion with a newspaper]The Newsman: Science tells all that inanimate objects cannot turn into monsters.[suddenly, the man's cabinet comes to life, growing angry eyes and teeth and comes at him, growling]The Newsman: Still, these groundless rumors persist.[the furniture monsters chase the man out of the room]The Newsman: The mass hysteria could be due to what psychologists are calling furniphobia, a dread fear of the rising price of home furnishings. The phenomenon does seem to relate to the cost of living increase during the past month.[the man returns to the room, with the furniture monsters gone]The Newsman: But people are advised to relax, secure in the knowledge that their furniture will not turn into a monster. And that's all tonight from Muppet News. Good night.[suddenly, static appears on the TV screen as it goes blank and the TV grows eyes and teeth and eats the man; cut to the Muppet news studio]The Newsman: That last item about furniture is ridiculous.[suddenly, the news desk comes to life and eats the Newsman]

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