Ryan: [Seth has been smoking pot due to stress of going to college] It's almost 3:30. Isn't your interview at 4?Seth: [high] What are you talking about?[looks at clock]Ryan: Are you ready?Seth: Am I ready? Do me a favor.[pulls up shirt sleeve and feels bicep]Seth: Go ahead and feel that. Feel that puppy right there.Ryan: No.Seth: Okay. You don't want to touch another man, I get it. You find my slender swimmer's body, um, intimidating.Ryan: [confused] Something smells.Seth: No it doesn't. No it doesn't. But they, uh, they say that the first sign of a, um, brain tumor, is, uh, phantom smells so you should lie down.[Ryan finds can of air freshener]Seth: Hey. Hey, you solved it. You're a mystery solver. You're like - you're like Encyclopedia Brown. Remember when Encyclopedia Brown went on down to Texas...[Ryan raises his eyebrows]Seth: -and solved the mystery of the great shootout? Hey - how about this for a change. A cage match - Encyclopedia Brown versus the Great Brain - to the death.Ryan: [pause] Are you high?Seth: [tries to look innocent, then laughs uncontrollably] Am I high? No. No! Come on, man, I love it when you go for the comedy but I would not - I would not quit your day job beating up people. I would.Seth: [Ryan finds ashtray with joints] I don't know how that got there.
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