The O.C.2003

Ryan:
[Seth has been smoking pot due to stress of going to college] It's almost 3:30. Isn't your interview at 4?

Seth:
[high] What are you talking about?

[looks at clock]

Ryan:
Are you ready?

Seth:
Am I ready? Do me a favor.

[pulls up shirt sleeve and feels bicep]

Seth:
Go ahead and feel that. Feel that puppy right there.

Ryan:
No.

Seth:
Okay. You don't want to touch another man, I get it. You find my slender swimmer's body, um, intimidating.

Ryan:
[confused] Something smells.

Seth:
No it doesn't. No it doesn't. But they, uh, they say that the first sign of a, um, brain tumor, is, uh, phantom smells so you should lie down.

[Ryan finds can of air freshener]

Seth:
Hey. Hey, you solved it. You're a mystery solver. You're like - you're like Encyclopedia Brown. Remember when Encyclopedia Brown went on down to Texas...

[Ryan raises his eyebrows]

Seth:
-and solved the mystery of the great shootout? Hey - how about this for a change. A cage match - Encyclopedia Brown versus the Great Brain - to the death.

Ryan:
[pause] Are you high?

Seth:
[tries to look innocent, then laughs uncontrollably] Am I high? No. No! Come on, man, I love it when you go for the comedy but I would not - I would not quit your day job beating up people. I would.

Seth:
[Ryan finds ashtray with joints] I don't know how that got there.