Neil: Guys, guys, guys, I think I've solved our money problem. I'm writing to my bank manager. See what you think..."Dear Bank Manager."Mike: Yeah?Neil: Well, that's it. I'm quite pleased with it so far, though.Mike: Oh, well, it's a strong opening, certainly.Vyvyan: I don't like the "dear." Sounds a bit too much like, "Will you go to bed with me?"Mike: Well spoken, Vyvyan. What do you think instead?Vyvyan: Uh, what about..."darling?[everyone concurs]Neil: [writing] "Darling Bank Manager..."Rick: No, no, no, no, no, not "Bank Manager," it's far too crawly bum-lick. Tell it like it is, put "Fascist Bullyboy!"Neil: "Darling Fascist Bullyboy..."Mike: That's nice, yes, so far so good. So what do you want to say?Neil: Well, basically, I want to ask him if I can have, like, an extension on my overdraft, but I know there must be a better way of putting it than that.Mike: Well, what about, "Give me some more money"?Vyvyan: ..."You bastard!"Neil: Don't you think that's a bit strong?Mike: Ah, Neil, people like that respect strength.Neil: Yeah, you're right. Uh, "Darling Fascist Bullyboy, Give me some more money, you bastard..." Uh..."Love, Neil."Vyvyan: Not "Love, Neil"! That sounds far too much like, "Come and get it like a bitch-funky sex machine!"Neil: Yeah, you're right... Uh, what about, "Yours sincerely"?Rick: Oh, come off it, Neil. If you're going to be that sycophantic, why don't you go 'round there now and stick your tongue straight down the back of his trousers?Neil: Oh, look, I know, I know, why not "Boom Shanka"? It means, "May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman."Mike: He'll never understand "Boom Shanka," you'll have to write the whole thing out.Neil: Right, okay, here we go. "Darling Fascist Bullyboy, Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman, Neil."Rick: Well, if that doesn't work, I don't know what will.
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