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[first lines]Alan Harper: [shouting on the phone] Do you just get up in the morning, and figure out ways to make me crazy? Is that what you do? You-you plot it out? "How can I make Alan miserable today? How can I reach into his chest, *rip* out his heart, and suck it dry?"Charlie Harper: Mom, or ex-wife?Alan Harper: [hand over phone] Ex-wife.Charlie Harper: Hi Judith!Alan Harper: Charlie says "Hello".Alan Harper: She says "Hi". [shouting again] You're evil and selfish! You know that?... No... no, no, I - I think that *is* a helpful comment! I pay you alimony, and child support, so that you can a nice house, a nice car, aaand every weekend free, because I've got Jake, and yet... you're telling me that *you* need a *vacation*!... Oh really?... Oh really. And what, exactly, is stressing you out, Judith? It is the weekly manicure? The housekeeper?Charlie Harper: The boob lift.Alan Harper: [phone] The boob lift?Charlie Harper: That you paid for.Alan Harper: [phone] That I paid for!Charlie Harper: And never got to see.Alan Harper: [phone] And never got to see!... No, no, no. You listen to me. I think you lead a damn fine life-style, that I work sixty hours a week to support. So if anybody needs a vacation, it's not you, it's me!... Alright then!... Good-bye.Alan Harper: [to Charlie] Uhm, Judith's going to Hawaii for a week... so Jake's staying here.Charlie Harper: [sarcastically] I'm shocked.

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