Captain Dickson: Gentlemen, you're not gonna sit here [places pistol down on desk] & pretend there's not a big-ass elephant in the room.Jenko: [confused] What the f*** is going on?Captain Dickson: [turns picture frame on desk around, revealing a photo of Maya] *This* is what the f*** is going on!Jenko: [looks at the picture confused, looks at Schmidt, then back at the picture as he realizes] OH SHIT! Oh Shit! [laughs hysterically at Schmidt] Oh shit! No! That is not happening right now! [exits office] No! [to coworkers, exchanging high fives] Hey ya'll he's f***ing the captain's daughter! Yo! Oh my F***!Captain Dickson: [as Jenko is laughing outside office, to Schmidt] Every time, he says that shit? That's another foot in your ass!Jenko: [outside office] Schmidt! You clearly... yo, this is the best thing ever! [laughing] Schmidt f***ed the captain's daughter! [sing-song] Schmidt f***ed the captain's daughter! Schmidt f***ed the captain's daughter!Jenko: [re-enters office] Shit! F***! [to Schmidt] You f***ed Captain Dickson's daughter? Captain? What the f***, you bragged to him to his face! To his actual face, the captain, do you understand that *this face* [pointing to Captain Dickson's angry face] right here! You bragged to that face!Jenko: [to Captain Dickson] You actually high-fived Schmidt for f***ing your daughter? Holy Shit! Oh my God, this is...Captain Dickson: [picks pistol up and places it back on the desk, with the barrel facing Jenko]Jenko: [composing himself] It's really not that funny.
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