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[at the funeral home, making preparations for his father's funeral]Christopher Titus: [as the funeral home director] "Mr. Titus, we are so sorry for your loss. Did your father have any specific wishes on how he wanted to be buried?"[laughter]Christopher Titus: [stammering] "Uh-huh." And I look at my sister, and before I can say a word, she goes "You tell it."[laughter]Christopher Titus: And the guy knew I had a TV show, so he showed the most expensive caskets they make. The guy shows me a seventeen *thousand* dollar platinum casket...[pause]Christopher Titus: With a DVD player in it.[laughter]Christopher Titus: Why? I'll tell you why. 'Cause I went "What?" And the little lid that they open to view it, they put these headress monitor things in, it's a big one about this big. You can play a tribute video to the person in the casket while they're laying in the casket.[laughter]Christopher Titus: And all I could think was "My God, my family is so gonna fight over that DVD player."[laughter]Christopher Titus: And I said, "That's nice, um, but my dad didn't want to be buried in any metal. Or wood."[laughter]Christopher Titus: "Um, do you have something, uh... corrogated?"[laughter]Christopher Titus: "Pardon me, sir?"Christopher Titus: "Cardboardy-er."Christopher Titus: "Excuse me?"Christopher Titus: "Cardboard. My father said he wanted to be buried in a cardboard box." And the man had obviously never heard this sentence before, because his face went into a epileptic seizure. Frankly, it looked like he tasted butt.[laughter]Christopher Titus: And my brother Dave tries to help. My brother Dave goes "hey, hey, hey. Not like a refrigerator box. Something *nice*!"[laughter]

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