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Christopher Titus: This is, verbatim, how I hear my father passed. I pick up the phone, the guy goes "Mr. Titus? Newark Police Department. Your dad's dead."[murmurs from audience]Christopher Titus: Yeah, pretty harsh, huh? And I didn't believe it, and I know a lot of comedians, so I said...[laughs]Christopher Titus: "Okay, f***er, who is this?"[laughter]Christopher Titus: "Sir, it's the Newark Police Department, your dad's dead, don't call me 'f***er'."[laughter]Christopher Titus: And although we had been expecting it for a long time, you are never ready for this to happen. And my brain just snapped, and I went into denial, and I said...[pause]Christopher Titus: "Poke him."[laughter]Christopher Titus: And there's this really long pause. And the cop says "Excuse me?" And I said, "Poke him, he could be dicking with you."[laughter]Christopher Titus: And then I said something that was so wrong, and I did not mean it the way it sounded. I said "is the Viper okay?"[laughter]Christopher Titus: 'Cause I thought I had given him the death car. I thought he'd flown it off a cliff, I thought he'd wrapped it around a tree, I thought it was my fault. But the cop didn't hear that part of it, 'cause he goes "Sir, the car is fine. Again, it's your dad that's dead. Shall I poke the car, sir?"[laughter]

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