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[having "the talk" about sex with his son]Bill Engvall: We were having our little talk, I said "son, when you finally meet this girl, whoever she is, and you fall in love, and you think you might do it." I go, "you gotta swear to me, right now, that you will always use a condom." I said "it prevents diseases, it prevents unwanted pregnancies", and he's kind of looking at me funny, and I said "you know what a condom is, right?" And he goesBill Engvall: [scoff] "Yeah."Bill Engvall: I go, "all right." I go "why don't you tell me? So I know you know." And go he goes "dad!" I go "come on." And he goes "a condom... is a rubber thing shaped like a weiner that hums."[laughter]Bill Engvall: [trying not to laugh] You've been in mama's sock drawer, haven't you?[laughter]Bill Engvall: Oh, my wife loves that joke. She goes "why do you do that joke? You know I don't have one of those." I go "I know that... just figured if you kept hearing it..."[laughter]

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