Baio: So uh, what can you do?Dick: I don't know. I guess I'll just have to wing it. I mean I really really like her but I've never been in a situation like this before you know.Baio: You mean not in a situation where you weren't paying.Dick: Yeah f*** you funny guy. I'm just saying that I don't know how to act in a situation like this, ya know? And don't give me none of that just be natural bullshit cause that shit don't fly. This isn't an episode of Friends f***er!Baio: Okay dick this is just a little social outing. No big f***ing deal.Dick: It is a big deal man. I'm turning 30 in a few months. I haven't even gotten a f***ing blowjob yet or a hand job. Never mind a full on f***. It's been a self service existence so far and I need full service, ya know what I'm saying? I mean there was this stripper one time but she was a little too extreme . She wanted me to lick her asshole and shit. Alittle too much for a beginner.Baio: Perhaps, but on the other hand you can shit or get off my pot motherf***er. I mean we've heard this shit 1313 different f***ing ways. I mean get on with it or shut the f*** up about it.Dick: I'm just shy dudeBaio: No more of your fairy stories alright. I've got my own f***ing worries today.
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