Breakfast of Imbeciles

Breakfast of Imbeciles2005



Baio:
So uh, what can you do?

Dick:
I don't know. I guess I'll just have to wing it. I mean I really really like her but I've never been in a situation like this before you know.

Baio:
You mean not in a situation where you weren't paying.

Dick:
Yeah f*** you funny guy. I'm just saying that I don't know how to act in a situation like this, ya know? And don't give me none of that just be natural bullshit cause that sh*t don't fly. This isn't an episode of Friends f***er!

Baio:
Okay dick this is just a little social outing. No big f***ing deal.

Dick:
It is a big deal man. I'm turning 30 in a few months. I haven't even gotten a f***ing blowj*b yet or a hand job. Never mind a full on f***. It's been a self service existence so far and I need full service, ya know what I'm saying? I mean there was this stripper one time but she was a little too extreme . She wanted me to lick her a**hole and sh*t. Alittle too much for a beginner.

Baio:
Perhaps, but on the other hand you can sh*t or get off my pot motherf***er. I mean we've heard this sh*t 1313 different f***ing ways. I mean get on with it or shut the f*** up about it.

Dick:
I'm just shy dude

Baio:
No more of your fairy stories alright. I've got my own f***ing worries today.

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