Melchett: God, it's a spankingly beautiful world, and tonight's my night! I know exactly what I'll say to her. "Darling..."
Darling: Yes, sir?
Melchett: What?
Darling: Um... I don't know, sir.
Melchett: Well, don't butt in!
Darling: Sorry, sir.
Melchett: [Exhales] "I want to make you happy, darling."
Darling: Well, that's very kind of you, sir.
Melchett: Will you kindly stop interrupting? If you don't listen, how can you tell me what you think? "I want to make you happy, Darling. I want to build a nest for your ten tiny toes. I want to cover every inch of your gorgeous body in pepper, and then sneeze all over you!"
Darling: Really, sir! I must protest!
Melchett: What is the matter with you, Darling?!
Darling: Well, it's just all so sudden, sir! I mean the nest bit's fine, but the pepper business is definitely out!
Melchett: How dare you tell me how I may or may not treat my beloved Georgina!
Darling: Georgina?
Melchett: Yes! I'm working on what I want to say to her this evening!
Darling: Oh yes. Of course. My god.
Melchett: Alright?
Darling: Yes, sir. Listening, sir.
Melchett: Honestly, Darling, you really are the most graceless dimwitted bumpkin I ever met!
Darling: I don't think you should say that to her, sir.
Melchett: [Exclaims in frustration]
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