Blackadder

Melchett:
God, it's a spankingly beautiful world, and tonight's my night! I know exactly what I'll say to her. "Darling..."

Darling:
Yes, sir?

Melchett:
What?

Darling:
Um... I don't know, sir.

Melchett:
Well, don't butt in!

Darling:
Sorry, sir.

Melchett:
[Exhales] "I want to make you happy, darling."

Darling:
Well, that's very kind of you, sir.

Melchett:
Will you kindly stop interrupting? If you don't listen, how can you tell me what you think? "I want to make you happy, Darling. I want to build a nest for your ten tiny toes. I want to cover every inch of your gorgeous body in pepper, and then sneeze all over you!"

Darling:
Really, sir! I must protest!

Melchett:
What is the matter with you, Darling?!

Darling:
Well, it's just all so sudden, sir! I mean the nest bit's fine, but the pepper business is definitely out!

Melchett:
How dare you tell me how I may or may not treat my beloved Georgina!

Darling:
Georgina?

Melchett:
Yes! I'm working on what I want to say to her this evening!

Darling:
Oh yes. Of course. My god.

Melchett:
Alright?

Darling:
Yes, sir. Listening, sir.

Melchett:
Honestly, Darling, you really are the most graceless dimwitted bumpkin I ever met!

Darling:
I don't think you should say that to her, sir.

Melchett:
[Exclaims in frustration]