Abed: Jeff, do you think you'll marry Britta?
Jeff: I'd like to see someone stop me.
Britta: [smiling] I just peed a little.
Abed: [pulls out an engagement ring] Then here, propose.
[Jeff and Britta look at the ring and then at each other, then start wrestling to get the ring first, with Britta winning]
Britta: I got it! I got it! I got it! Jeff Winger, will you marry me?
Jeff: Yeah, yeah, of course, no problem!
[They kiss; Shirley and Annie start screaming in joy and in pain, respectively]
Abed: Perfect, I'll be right back. [runs out of the study room]
Shirley: Thanks the Lord you're getting married! I was so worried about your souls ever since you had premarital sex on the table!
[Everybody falls silent at the revelation, then withdraw from the table in disgust]
Troy: [first disgusted, then amazed] Aaaaaaaaawesome!
Jeff: [to Britta] You told Shirley?!
Shirley: Well, there's no need for secrecy now! [to Annie] It was during the paintball game.
Troy: Was there anything you didn't win that day?
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