Community, Season 2

Abed:
Jeff, do you think you'll marry Britta?

Jeff:
I'd like to see someone stop me.

Britta:
[smiling] I just peed a little.

Abed:
[pulls out an engagement ring] Then here, propose.

[Jeff and Britta look at the ring and then at each other, then start wrestling to get the ring first, with Britta winning]

Britta:
I got it! I got it! I got it! Jeff Winger, will you marry me?

Jeff:
Yeah, yeah, of course, no problem!

[They kiss; Shirley and Annie start screaming in joy and in pain, respectively]

Abed:
Perfect, I'll be right back. [runs out of the study room]

Shirley:
Thanks the Lord you're getting married! I was so worried about your souls ever since you had premarital sex on the table!

[Everybody falls silent at the revelation, then withdraw from the table in disgust]

Troy:
[first disgusted, then amazed] Aaaaaaaaawesome!

Jeff:
[to Britta] You told Shirley?!

Shirley:
Well, there's no need for secrecy now! [to Annie] It was during the paintball game.

Troy:
Was there anything you didn't win that day?