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Duckman: The reason people come to the Duckman Detective Agency is Duckman, not Cornfed! Uranus: [over intercom] Phonecall for Mr. Cornfed. Fluffy: Fax for Mr. Cornfed. Uranus: Carrier pigeon for Mr. Cornfed. Fluffy: Semaphore for Mr. Cornfed. Uranus: Smoke signals for Mr. Cornfed. Duckman: [shouts out the window] CORNFED DOESN'T WORK HERE ANYMORE!!! Indian Chief: Hmm, let's try him at home. [picks up a phone and dials Cornfed's number] Duckman: What are you bothering me with that stuff for?! I told ya - he's gone! Fired! He was nothing but a big pink weight on my shoulders, and we're better off without him! Fluffy: If you say so... Uranus: How's the case going without him? Duckman: Case? What case? Oh right, the case! I was just about to put it to bed. [chuckles] Along with the client. Fluffy: Hmm. The kind of joke he'd probably enjoy telling when Cornfed was around. Duckman: Hey, maybe it's time for you two hairballs to do something around here besides irritating the hell outta me! Fluffy: You want our help?! Uranus: On a case?! Duckman: I'll start with a couple questions, not that I don't already know the answers. I do. I just wanna, you know, see how you're thinking. Suppose you're the chairman of a large-- Uranus: Uh-uh-uh-uh. Chair person. Duckman: Suppose you're the chair person of a large corporation that makes meat on a stick. Fluffy: Oh, Mr. Duckman! We couldn't support the killing of animals for food! Uranus: Nor the senseless slaughter of trees for sticks! Duckman: Okay... You're the chair people of a large, environmentally friendly corporation that produces wholesome apples. Now! You're supposed to prove that someone died of natural causes. What would you do? Fluffy: Are the apple free-range, or are they grown in captivity? [Duckman throws Fluffy and Uranus out the window, who then land on the street and get run over by a streetsweeper]

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