Hannah: What happened?!
Paul: You kissed me!
Hannah: No I didn’t, you kissed me!
Paul: No I didn’t! Did I?
Hannah: Well, someone kissed someone.
Paul: That’s terrible!
Hannah: I know!
Paul: I didn’t mean to!
Hannah: Nor did I...it kind of just happened.
Paul: Did it?
Hannah: ...Yeah.
Paul: But why? I mean...does that mean I fancy you?
Hannah: No! ...Does it? Or does it mean I fancy you?
Paul: No, no, it can’t do...how can I fancy you?
Hannah: I know! ...Hang on, what do you mean by that?!
Paul: No, no, I mean...you’re fanciable and everything but not to me, to me you’re just Hannah.
Hannah: Exactly! To me you’re Paul, how can I fancy you? I mean, hello?
Paul: I mean, and this is the S Club, we just can’t go around kissing just because we feel like it! I mean, what if the others found out? What would it be...it would be...
Hannah: It’d be weird.
Paul: Yes! Weirder than weird.
Hannah: Right. Listen – it’s ok. It didn’t happen, alright.
Paul: ...Yes, it did.
Hannah: No. It didn’t.
Paul: Oh, I see...you’re right. No, nothing happened. (He winks)
Hannah: (almost disappointed) Right.
Paul: So we just go up there, as if nothing happened.
Hannah: Yeah. Which it didn’t.
Paul: So we just say nothing happened.
Hannah: No! Cos if we say nothing happened, then they’ll think that something happened!
Paul: Which it didn’t!
Hannah: Well, it did. But we’re avoiding saying it didn’t just in case they think it did.
Paul: Right. So what do we say then?
Hannah: I don’t know! I’ve confused myself now!
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