Hollywood 7

Hannah:
What happened?!

Paul:
You kissed me!

Hannah:
No I didn’t, you kissed me!

Paul:
No I didn’t! Did I?

Hannah:
Well, someone kissed someone.

Paul:
That’s terrible!

Hannah:
I know!

Paul:
I didn’t mean to!

Hannah:
Nor did I...it kind of just happened.

Paul:
Did it?

Hannah:
...Yeah.

Paul:
But why? I mean...does that mean I fancy you?

Hannah:
No! ...Does it? Or does it mean I fancy you?

Paul:
No, no, it can’t do...how can I fancy you?

Hannah:
I know! ...Hang on, what do you mean by that?!

Paul:
No, no, I mean...you’re fanciable and everything but not to me, to me you’re just Hannah.

Hannah:
Exactly! To me you’re Paul, how can I fancy you? I mean, hello?

Paul:
I mean, and this is the S Club, we just can’t go around kissing just because we feel like it! I mean, what if the others found out? What would it be...it would be...

Hannah:
It’d be weird.

Paul:
Yes! Weirder than weird.

Hannah:
Right. Listen – it’s ok. It didn’t happen, alright.

Paul:
...Yes, it did.

Hannah:
No. It didn’t.

Paul:
Oh, I see...you’re right. No, nothing happened. (He winks)

Hannah:
(almost disappointed) Right.

Paul:
So we just go up there, as if nothing happened.

Hannah:
Yeah. Which it didn’t.

Paul:
So we just say nothing happened.

Hannah:
No! Cos if we say nothing happened, then they’ll think that something happened!

Paul:
Which it didn’t!

Hannah:
Well, it did. But we’re avoiding saying it didn’t just in case they think it did.

Paul:
Right. So what do we say then?

Hannah:
I don’t know! I’ve confused myself now!