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Patient #3: I can't get my contact lenses out- Dr. House: Out of what? They're not in your eyes. Patient #3: But they're red. Dr. House: That's because you're trying to remove your corneas. [moves to next patient] What's wrong with you? Patient #4: Uh, lately, my wife has noticed that... Dr. House: Yeah, yeah. Symptoms, [gestures at Cuddy] we're working on a personal best here. Patient #4: Numbness in my feet and hands, constipation... Dr. House: And? Dr. Cuddy: Maybe he doesn't feel comfortable talking about his private matters... Dr. House: Well, neither would I, if I was having trouble controlling my pee pee! [to patient] Dr. House: You're a dentist. Nitrous oxide poisoning, which means you're either dipping into your own supply, or you've got a bad valve in the office. Laughing gas rehab's probably more expensive than the plumber. Meanwhile, get yourself some B12. [moves to college student] Dr. House: Who's left? College Student: I can't see. [House and Cuddy look appalled] Nah, I'm just screwing with you. [House looks at Cuddy, who smiles] It's a hangover, my English Lit professor told me he'd fail me next time if I didn't show up with a doctor's note. Dr. House: Well, make friends with the dentist. He can give you a note, and maybe a little nitrous to take the edge off. [he looks at the clock and walks out]

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