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[In a sitcom style similar to Two and a Half Men. Applause; knock on door] Wilson: I'll get it! House: [off screen] That better be her. [Wilson opens the door. A police officer and a little girl wearing flannel with a stripe of pink in her hair are standing in the hallway. The audience oohs.] Wilson: Rachel Cuddy, you were supposed to be home half an hour ago. Rachel: Don't blame me; he's the one who wouldn't run any red lights. [The audience laughs. The police officer walks Rachel inside the apartment.] Officer: The mouth on that kid makes Mel Gibson sound like Nelson Mandela. Where'd she learn that? [House enters blowing a bubble with gum. The audience cheers wildly.] House: I don't know why you're here, but I didn't do it. Wilson: What's the problem, officer? Officer: She was shoplifting down at the mall. Are either of you this girl's father? House: Nope! But since her mom died, she's my favorite tax write-off. [walks over to the door and sees the officer out] Officer, you have my word it won't happen again, 'cause next time she won't get caught. [House slams the door shut behind the officer, then turns and high-fives Rachel. They hug. Wilson shrugs and joins in on the hug. Cuddy then wakes up from her dream, gasping and staring at the medication on her nightstand.]

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