Sam: When do we start the show? Freddie: Where's Carly? Sam: In her room, fixing her make-up. Freddie: She was crying? Sam: Yeah. Gibby: Why? You hit her? Sam: No, I didn't hit her! Freddie: She's still upset about her dad not coming home. Gibby: Oh well, she won't be upset in a few minutes when.. [notices Carly] Shut up! She's walking in! Freddie: He's, just- Carly: I don't care. Let's just get iCarly over with so I can go back to my room and cry in the dark. Freddie: In.. 5, 4, 3, 2 Carly: Hi. Sam: And I'm Sam. Now hold onto your butter beans cause this is.. Carly and Sam: iCarly! Sam: Okay, now recently, we've noticed something about pineapples. Carly: They're usually naked. Sam: But tonight.. Carly: We're gonna dress up a few pineapples real purty-like. Sam: No, we're not. Carly: What are you doing? Sam: I'll tell you what we're doing. Me, Gibby and Frednard got a cool surprise for little miss Carly Shay here. [Freddie hands Gibby the camera] Freddie: As a lot of you know, Carly's dad.. Sam: Colonel Shay. Freddie: Is in the airforce. Carly: Can we not talk about my dad? Sam: So he couldn't be here in person.. Freddie: To spend his birthday with Carly and her brother Spencer. Carly: This is cruel. Sam: Therefore, we've arranged for Carly to throw her dad a birthday iParty! Freddie: Via the internet. Carly: I told you guys, he's at some military base for the next 5 weeks, there's no way we can contact him. Freddie: Ah! But there is. Sam: And now, young Freddie will establish contact with her dad, Corneal Shay! Carly: What?! Gibby: Spencer, get out here! Spencer: I'm out here! Freddie: And, connecting to overseas airforce base.. now! Sam: What up with the picture? Freddie: One sec. [types] "Colonel Shay, can you see us?" Carly: Can he?! Carly's Dad: [types] "Yes". Freddie: He can see us! Carly: Hey dad! Spencer: Hey dad! Carly: It's me! Spencer: I'm a lawyer! Sam: Why can't we see him? Freddie: I dunno, he can't get a clear video signal out. Spencer: But he can see and hear everything we're saying? Carly's Dad: [types] "Yes". Freddie: Yes! Here, I'll put the instant message window on the big screen. Carly's Dad: [types] "Hey guys!" Carly: Ah! Hey dad! Spencer: Happy Birthday! Carly: I miss you! Spencer: I'm a lawyer! Carly: Dad! I love you so much! Carly's Dad: [types] "Love you too snug bug :)" Carly: Ahh! He called me snug bug, that's me, that's what he calls me! Gibby: That's a cute nickname. Carly's Dad: [types] "Hey Sam." Sam: Hey Colonel Shay. Carly's Dad: [types] "How's your mom?" Sam: Oh my mom? Same as always. Carly's Dad: [types] "I'm so sorry." Freddie: Okay Colonel Shay, get excited, cause it's time for... [Gibby brings out the birthday cake] [Drum roll and Sam plays the music and switches the bright blue lights on] Sam, Freddie, Spencer and Gibby: [sing] Happy Birthday Colonel Shay.. Spencer: DAD! Sam, Freddie, Spencer and Gibby: ..today's the day that you were born! Gibby: Gibbay! Sam, Freddie, Spencer and Gibby: We wish that you could be here with us, cause if you were we'd give you a hug! [shout] Give him a hug! [sing] We bought a cake shaped like a plane aaaannnnnddddd.... payed for it with your credit card! YEAH!! Woo!! Woop! [Balloons fall from the ceiling] Sam: C'mon, c'mon, the candles, light them! Freddie: Yeah, do it! Spencer: I will now light the candles on 3.. 1- [The cake blows up everywhere] Carly's Dad: [types] "Nice work Spencer." Freddie: Uh guys, I may not be able to hold this connection much longer. [Carly and Spencer argue on who says goodbye] Spencer: Just say it! Carly: Ok, okay! Dad, I really wish we were together, but, this almost feels like we are. Um, I'm really proud of you. Happy Birthday! I love you. Carly's Dad: [types] "I love you too." Carly: And I love you guys. [gives Sam and Freddie and hug.] Freddie: That's it, lost the connection. [Sam gives Carly a hug] Spencer: Aw man, there's cake on the ceiling. Gibby: Where? [cake falls onto his face] Oh, there.

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