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Customer: Hi, can I get a drink? Mac: Hey, I'm Mac. Welcome to Paddy's Pub. I like to recommend to our first timers our signature cocktail, Caribbean Paradise. Some people say it's better than bustin' a nut. Customer: Excuse me? Mac: Bustin' a nut. It's like, uh, you know, blowin' your load. Dennis: Oh, God. Mac: He said it was a funny joke. [pointing to Dennis] Dennis: Well, no... Hold on. Mac: Yeah, it's like coming all over you. It's light, it's playful. Dennis: Yeah, well, no, I think what my friend is trying to refer to is an orgasm, which is light and playful, but he overstepped himself and got a little bit too specific. Mac: Sorry. We jizz in the drink and that's what makes it light. Dennis: No, no, nobody's jizzing on anything. Mac: Well, where do I jizz? Dennis: You don't jizz. Mac: How can, how can I orgasm if I don't jizz? Dennis: No, ma'am, I think what... Mac: Just tell me where I jizz so I can give this lady her drink. Dennis: Ma'am, what would you like to drink? And we won't jizz on anything. Dee: Not like Mac's ever had an orgasm. [Laughs] Dennis: Holy shit, you're late. Mac: She was late. Dennis: Go back in your light.

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