It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 9

Customer:
Hi, can I get a drink?

Mac:
Hey, I'm Mac. Welcome to Paddy's Pub. I like to recommend to our first timers our signature cocktail, Caribbean Paradise. Some people say it's better than bustin' a nut.

Customer:
Excuse me?

Mac:
Bustin' a nut. It's like, uh, you know, blowin' your load.

Dennis:
Oh, God.

Mac:
He said it was a funny joke. [pointing to Dennis]

Dennis:
Well, no... Hold on.

Mac:
Yeah, it's like coming all over you. It's light, it's playful.

Dennis:
Yeah, well, no, I think what my friend is trying to refer to is an orgasm, which is light and playful, but he overstepped himself and got a little bit too specific.

Mac:
Sorry. We jizz in the drink and that's what makes it light.

Dennis:
No, no, nobody's jizzing on anything.

Mac:
Well, where do I jizz?

Dennis:
You don't jizz.

Mac:
How can, how can I orgasm if I don't jizz?

Dennis:
No, ma'am, I think what...

Mac:
Just tell me where I jizz so I can give this lady her drink.

Dennis:
Ma'am, what would you like to drink? And we won't jizz on anything.

Dee:
Not like Mac's ever had an orgasm. [Laughs]

Dennis:
Holy shit, you're late.

Mac:
She was late.

Dennis:
Go back in your light.