Jessica: That was your mom?
Stirling Adams: Trying to force me to be a goddamn plumber.
Jessica: That's random.
Stirling: It's my brother's business.
Jessica: Well, did you tell her about your club?
Stirling: She shat all over the idea. My parents paid for my brother's plumbing license, but you think they'd invest in me? Hell no.
Jessica: You could always pretend they died in a car accident.
Stirling: Damn, you're dark, babe.
Jessica: Better than feeling shit on.
Stirling: Do you pretend Trish died in a car accident, too?
Jessica: Plane crash, and only when I'm tempted to call her. Pass the cereal.
Stirling: Why not just call her? Better than pretending she's dead. That's messed up.
Jessica: I'm messed up. I thought that was obvious.
Stirling: It's been a month since you've seen Trish, right?
Jessica: She doesn't need me hanging around.
Stirling: What about what you need?
Jessica: When did this become about me and Trish?
Stirling: I don't know, I mean Your sister lives just across town, and I've never even met her.
Jessica: Well, it's not like you invited me home for Sunday dinner.
Stirling: Fine. We'll go meet my parents, you'll introduce me to Trish, and we'll be one big, shitty family.
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