Jessica Jones, Season 2

Jessica:
That was your mom?

Stirling Adams:
Trying to force me to be a goddamn plumber.

Jessica:
That's random.

Stirling:
It's my brother's business.

Jessica:
Well, did you tell her about your club?

Stirling:
She shat all over the idea. My parents paid for my brother's plumbing license, but you think they'd invest in me? Hell no.

Jessica:
You could always pretend they died in a car accident.

Stirling:
Damn, you're dark, babe.

Jessica:
Better than feeling shit on.

Stirling:
Do you pretend Trish died in a car accident, too?

Jessica:
Plane crash, and only when I'm tempted to call her. Pass the cereal.

Stirling:
Why not just call her? Better than pretending she's dead. That's messed up.

Jessica:
I'm messed up. I thought that was obvious.

Stirling:
It's been a month since you've seen Trish, right?

Jessica:
She doesn't need me hanging around.

Stirling:
What about what you need?

Jessica:
When did this become about me and Trish?

Stirling:
I don't know, I mean Your sister lives just across town, and I've never even met her.

Jessica:
Well, it's not like you invited me home for Sunday dinner.

Stirling:
Fine. We'll go meet my parents, you'll introduce me to Trish, and we'll be one big, shitty family.