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Al: 'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house No food was a-stirrin' Not even a mouse. Stockings were hung 'round Dad's neck like a tie. Along with a note that said, "Presents or Die!" Children were plotting all night in their beds. While the wife's constant whining was splitting his head. But Daddy had money This year in the bank. But then they closed up early Now Dad's in the tank. (later on) ...then all of a sudden, Santa appeared. A sneer on his face And booze on his beard. "Santa," I said as he laughed merrily, "You do so much for others. "Do something for me" "Bundy," he said, "You only sell shoes "Your son is a sneak-thief "Your daughter's a flooze "Ho-ho," Santa said, "Shall I mention your wife? "Her hair's like the A-bomb "Her nails are like knives" Then he went to the chimney That fat piece of dung He mooned me two times Then stuck out his tongue. And I heard him exclaim As he broke wind with glee, "You're married with children! You'll never be free."

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